Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

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Genes suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannons facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie cant really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountains ski patrol.

Gene decides to take his business partners thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isnt as easy as it used to be.

Nicks friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget - a personal tour of Londons musical landmarks including The Beatles Abbey Road Studios. Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Genes English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesnt want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesnt want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things dont go as planned.

In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corollas radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sisters wedding.

Nick uses his power over Gene to make Sophies Sweet 16 birthday party turn from low key to an all out blowout party.

Gene is set for a business trip to Memphis and brings along Nick, and he gets to perform at the legendary location in which Bluesman Robert Johnson was said to have sold his soul to the devil.

Gene and Shannon venture to New Jersey when Genes friend Tony asks Gene to be the Godfather of his new grandson. While there, Shannon accidentally causes the wives to rebel against the men and Gene and Tony face an emergency when they realize that Gene needs special permission to be the Godfather in the church.

Gene receives the honor of being the bell ringer at the New York Stock Exchange. Meanwhile at home, Shannon finds herself drawn towards late-night infomercials.

Carrot Top is volunteered by Gene to crash a bachelorette party being held in Las Vegas. Sophie deals with her cheating boyfriend by putting him through the ringer.

Gene lends Snippy to his nephews when their dog passes away, hoping to ease their pain. Now he must find them a replacement dog before they become too attached to Snippy.

Both Nick and Gene get into some embarassing situations that they attempt to hide from Shannon.

Gene takes over the role of the familys happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.

With a week off from working for Gene, everyone finds out what it would be like if he slowed down his schedule and stayed around the house more often. Now the family must devise a plan to show him their appreciation.

Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a huge surprise party. But the surprise may be ruined when Gene decides to go on a business trip on the day of the party.

Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a girl, surfers, and a high speed chase.

Gene attempts to inflate his ego by accepting Mark Burnett’s invitation to compete on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” and uses a college marketing class to help him develop ideas for a potential client.

Shannon and Tracy decide to go on a road trip to see KISS play out of state. But things take an interesting turn when they, the kids, and Gene all end up separated with only hours to go before the show.

Gene goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too much to handle

When Gene is too ill to go on a press event for the band, Nick has an idea that gets him in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Shannon must come to the rescue again when Tony accidentally destroys a homeowners favorite possession while househunting.

Gene and Shannon travel to Amsterdam and meet a young boy writing a report on Gene. But rather than focus on KISS, Gene and the boy explore some painful moments in Genes past and that of his mother when they vist the house of Anne Frank.

Gene wins a mini-golf game over Shannon and believes that he has what it takes to play in Tommy Thayers charity tournament. Of course, he soon finds out that mini-golf and regular golf are different things.

Nick travels to Europe to accompany Gene while on tour but he soon finds that it is a lot harder to keep up with his dads schedule than originally thought.

With Shannon gone, a lonely Gene buries himself in work, while trying to figure out how to win her back. Meanwhile, Nick and Sophie bring Mom and Dad together for a special performance in hopes their parents will reconcile.

Shannon and Gene head to Canada to visit Shannons family, where Shannon quickly becomes the center of attention and a bored Gene decides he needs to do his own thing, creating a cold snap in their relationship.