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Let The Blood Run Free

A satirical look at hospital-set, soap operas.

10 Votes (8.6)

1990 HD 30min Australia English Ended
Comedy
bad taste

Credits:

Peter Rowsthorn

Lynda Gibson

Jean Kittson

Brian Nankervis

David Swann

S1E1 - Episode 1 1990-08-20

Nurse Pam Sandwich arrives for her first day at St. Christophers. Matron Conniving-Bitch throws the Hospital Administrator out the window to get his job. Dr. Lovechild dumps Nurse Effie who climbs to the roof to kill herself. Will Nurse Effie jump?

S1E2 - Episode 2 1990-08-27

Matron Conniving-Bitch becomes acting Administrator and starts her reign of terror. Dr. Good fights to save the Administrators life, but Matron tries to finish him off. Nurse Effie jumps from the roof. Nurse Pam Sandwich is in love, but is it with the good Dr. Good or the cad Dr. Lovechild?

S1E3 - Episode 3 1990-09-03

Nurse Pam Sandwich falls for Dr Good, but he cannot return her love. Dr Lovechild tries to bribe his way into the Administrators job. Matron Conniving-Bitch blackmails Dr Good to stop him applying for the Administrators post, but he applies anyway. Orderly Warren applies for the Administrators post. Who will be Administrator?

S1E4 - Episode 4 1990-09-10

Orderly Warren is appointed Administrator. Effie falls for Warren - now he has a well-paid job - and they unite with the sloppiest kiss in screen history. Dr. Lovechild tries to seduce Nurse Pam Sandwich. An axe-murderer attacks Nurse Pam and she runs into the arms of Dr. Good. Matron Conniving-Bitch plots to get rid of Warren. Will she succeed?

S1E5 - Episode 5 1990-09-17

The axe-murderer continues to stalk St. Christophers. Dr. Lovechild is accused of being the axe-murderer when his yeti-boots are seen by Nurse Pam Sandwich. Matron Conniving-Bitch drugs Nurse Effie and has her shoot Administrator Warren. Will the senseless violence ever end?

S1E6 - Episode 6 1990-09-24

Doctors Good and Lovechild save Warrens life. Matron Conniving-Bitch again tries to kill him and Nurse Effie sells her soul to St. Christopher to save him. Matron Conniving-Bitch realises the axe-murderer is her lost boyfriend. Dr. Lovechild escapes from custody and is injured when he crashes his Porsche while being chased by Detective Inspector Slabb. Will Dr Lovechild live?

S1E7 - Episode 7 1990-10-01

Dr. Good proposes to Nurse Pam Sandwich. St. Christopher arrives to claim Nurse Effies soul. Dr. Lovechild is diagnosed with CBD (Complete Body Dysfunction), which is incurable. He tells Nurse Pam Sandwich he is dying and puts the hard word on her. Will nurse Pam remain faithful to Dr. Good?

S1E8 - Episode 8 1990-10-08

Nurse Effie becomes a Nun. Detective Inspector Slabb goes to India on a wild goose chase. Dr. Good and Nurse Pam Sandwich set their wedding date. Dr. Lovechild and Warren hold a bucks night for Dr. Good (with a real stag movie). Matron Conniving-Bitch and Bill the Axe-murderer plot to ruin the wedding. Will they succeed?

S1E9 - Episode 9 1990-10-15

The wedding of the year as Dr. Good and Nurse Pam Sandwich tie the knot. All goes well until Matron Conniving-Bitch and Bill the Axe-murderer seek their revenge. Will Matrons bomb explode?

S1E10 - Episode 10 1990-10-22

Dr. Good and Nurse Pam Good-Sandwich go on their honeymoon. While performing life-saving surgery on Matron Conniving-Bitch after she is shot, Dr. Lovechild, his death being near, performs plastic surgery on her as his legacy. Nurse Effie dies in a tragic accident. Warren, distraught by Nurse Effies death, contemplates suicide. Will he kill himself?

S1E11 - Episode 11 1990-10-29

A new Administrator is appointed and she is attracted to Dr. Good. The new improved Matron is unveiled and she falls in love with Dr. Lovechild. Warren tries to kill himself, but pulls himself together. Dr. Lovechilds CBD is put into remission by Matrons love for him. Nurse Pam Sandwich announces she is pregnant. Dr. Good and Nurse Pam discover they are really brother and sister. What will become of their marriage?

S1E12 - Episode 12 1990-11-05

Dr. Lovechild and Slabb fight over Matron Conniving-Bitch. Matron Conniving-Bitch reverts to her former self. Angie, the new Administrator and Dr. Good inject Dr. Lovechild with their new cure to try and save his life. Warren helps Nurse Pam Sandwich prepare for her babys birth. Angie declares her love for Dr. Good. Will Warren deliver nurse Pams baby?

S1E13 - Episode 13 1990-11-12

Dr. Lovechild dies on the operating table, but is given a second chance at life by heavens receptionist, Nurse Effie; but he must marry within 24 hours. Dr. Good reverts to a mental age of 7 after being hit on the head. Nurse Pam Sandwich gives birth to a baby boy. Slabb proposes to Matron Conniving-Bitch. Warren inherits the title "Earl of Cronkshonk". A mystery woman arrives in reception claiming to be Matron Conniving-Bitchs lost daughter. The hospital is under a demolition order. Will the hospital be demolished?

S2E1 - Season 2, Episode 1 1993-10-19

Ray regains his memory. Using the latest in medical technology, he works frantically to save the life of his lover Dr Angie Travers but to no avail. Convicted of Angies murder, Pam is sentenced to 125 years in Wentworth Prison where her new friends help her to settle into the dreary routine of prison life. And, in an award-winning scene of overwhelming tragedy, torment and tears, Ray and Pam are divorced. Meanwhile in London, newly knighted Lord Warren, Earl of Cronkshonk, finds himself trapped between the foxy Princess Di and the braying hounds of the Fleet Street gutter press. Back in Wentworth, Dick fulfills his contract with God; in a sensitive cellblock ceremony he marries Pam in front of her woodland friends and his life is saved. George Slabb wrestles with problems of family life and pops the big question to Matron. Flattered by his proposal, Matron decides she needs time to think...

S2E2 - Season 2, Episode 2 1993-10-26

Ray comes to terms with single parenthood and Slabb discovers the joys of family life. THe staff pull together to save the hospital but it is auctioned to a mysterious bidder. Meanwhile, Pam settles into prison life while in her new home, Matron makes a toast to domestic bliss. Arrested by a heartbroken Slabb, Matron is sent down for the murder of her daughter and Pam discovers her new cellmate. And once again, Ray reverts into a seven year old child.

S2E3 - Season 2, Episode 3 1993-11-02

Warrens medical studies are interrupted by the appearance of Effies ghost. Pam plots with Matron to escape from Wentworth prison but unfortunately she makes one bad joke too many. In a foolish prank, Warren injects himself with an unknown substance just to see what will happen. Reunited with his beloved Effie in Heaven, Warren is unaware that down below in St Christophers the gallant staff are racing against time to save his life...

S2E4 - Season 2, Episode 4 1993-11-09

Pam and Matron attempt to escape from the notorious Wentworth prison in the most expensive special effects sequence ever filmed in Australia (the producer wishes to reassure viewers that NO live animals were killed in the process... well one stunt duck was badly singed, but they get paid to take risks like that!). Freed by a fortunate plot, Pam and Matron return back to their beloved St Christophers — back to the custody battle over the love of baby booey, back to a new husband, back to an old friend, back to old habit, back to Warren. Haunted by Effies ghost, he vows that she will live again, that he would become... the Reanimator!

S2E5 - Season 2, Episode 5 1993-11-16

Pam fights with Ray over the custody of little Julio while at night she fights off the advances of her new husband Richard Lovechild. Matron hires the unwitting assistance of her adoring Slabb in a plot to murder Lovechild. Falsely believing that the hospital is now hers, Matron gloats while in the operating theatre below Dr Lovechild assists Warren to rebuild and reanimate his dead girlfriend Effie. Will they succedded? Will they put everything back in the right place?

S2E6 - Season 2, Episode 6 1993-11-23

Warren reanimates his dead girlfriend and the beautiful but tragically short nurse Effie finds herself back in her beloveds arms. Meanwhile, Ray finds himself falling under the erotic power of the mysterious Carla. Matron once more schemes to kill her rival, Dr Lovechild, but her dastardly plot fails. Dicks latest flirtation meets a horrifying end in the blood-soaked corridors of St Christophers. Is a vampire loose in the hospital?

S2E7 - Season 2, Episode 7 1993-12-04

Warren and Effie are engaged to be married. Pam finds out about Ray and Carla. Slabb is hot on the trail of St Christophers resident vampire only to find himself at the mercy of Carlas deadly dentures. Dr Richard Lovechild falls head over heals in love with a remodelled nurse Pam. Then, Slabb rudely interupts Woz and Effie engagement party and is rushed to the operating theatre. Matron decides to destroy them all but makes a tragic mistake with the detonator.

S2E8 - Season 2, Episode 8 1993-12-11

While Carla is having her breakfast Slabb, Ray discovers the horrifying truth about his lover. Warren and Effie are married in the worlds first television fancy dress wedding and in a terrifying climax, Ray is forced to take the life of his beloved Carla, releasing her from a life of evil and freeing her tortured soul, allowing her spirit to fly to heaven and everlasting peace.

S2E9 - Season 2, Episode 9 1993-12-18

The stress of medical studies causes a rift and Warren and Effies marriage. Matron joins forces with a soulless social worker and schemes to steal Julio away from Pam and Ray. George Slabb inherits Carlas blood-sucking legacy and chooses his first victim and a horrified Ray swears to find a cure for Slabbs vampirism. With her beloved baby back on her breast, Pam turns her back on DIck.

S2E10 - Season 2, Episode 10 1993-12-25

Ray works desperately to cure Slabb of vampirism. Pam builds a new house for herself and baby Julio and sets up home in reception. Warren and Effie resolve their differences and in a horrifying climax, Matron sabotages Rays research. Will he become a victim of science out of control?

S2E11 - Season 2, Episode 11 1994-01-01

Dick takes a week off to find himself. Dr. Goode transforms into the evil Mr. Bad and begins terrorising the hospital. Warren and Effies failed attempt at baby making leads Effie to suspect her new husband is gay. Matron takes over the reigns of power. Rays misery turns to joy as he meets Sam, his long-lost friend from the orphanage — who turns out to be Pams long-lost brother... and Slabbs next meal!

S2E12 - Season 2, Episode 12 1994-01-08

Slabb transforms into a vampire bat and snatches baby Julio. As Pam and Dick work to purify Rays cure, Mr Bad escapes his restraints. Have the evil guys taken over the hospital?

S2E13 - Season 2, Episode 13 1994-01-15

Mr Bad and Slabb square off in reception against the remaining hospital staff. Ray and Pams passionate reunion is cut short by competition from Dr Lovechild. Warren faces his final medical exam, Richard meets his match, Effie makes an announcement, and Matrons goes over the top and blows the hospital into space.