Important Things with Demetri Martin

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

Demetri does away with traditional neuroscience and phrenology as he digs into brains.

Demetris safety tips: Employ scented candles as a fire alarm, use pubic hair for home security, and maintain a healthy fear of piñatas.

Demetri trades in fun, games and audience threats while reimagining pro sports as animal duels.

Demetri finds that people with special abilities -- unicyclists, amateur midwives and people who can simultaneously laugh and pee -- are in short supply.

Demetri finds theres more than one way to acquire wealth since its not enough to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth -- sometimes you gotta shave a snake.

Demetri returns to the number 2, shining a spotlight on Supermans duplicitous sidekick and how the shape of the number 2 conveys vital information.

The natural world beguiles Demetri as he expounds on the cruelty of duck hunting and Bigfoots mysterious sexual orientation.

Demetri wrestles with when its good to be in control, particularly when struggling with a piñata.