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The Goodies

The adventures of a crazy trio whose motto is \we do anything, anytime, anywhere.\

10 Votes (7.7)

1970 HD 30min United Kingdom English Ended
Comedy
surreal sketch comedy satire anarchic comedy

Credits:

Tim Brooke-Taylor

director

Bill Oddie

Graeme Garden

S1E1 - Beefeaters 1970-11-08

The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters beef.

S1E2 - Snooze 1970-11-15

The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called Venom. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change to Snooze.

S1E3 - Give Police a Chance 1970-11-22

The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

S1E4 - Playgirl Club 1970-11-29

The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.

S1E5 - The Greenies 1970-12-06

The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

S1E6 - Cecily 1970-12-13

The Goodies take a job helping out at a stately home, and meet sweet Cecily, who is not all that she seems...

S1E7 - Radio Goodies 1970-12-20

The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

S2E1 - The Loch Ness Monster 1971-10-01

The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoos Snowdon Monster House.

S2E2 - Commonwealth Games 1971-10-08

The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

S2E3 - Pollution 1971-10-15

The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

S2E4 - The Lost Tribe 1971-10-22

The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

S2E5 - Music Lovers 1971-10-29

Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.

S2E6 - For Art's Sake 1971-11-05

Tims crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britains art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

S2E7 - Kitten Kong 1971-11-12

The Goodies Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graemes growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

S2E8 - Dancing 1971-11-19

Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isnt as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

S2E9 - Farm Fresh Food 1971-12-10

Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tims uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

S2E10 - Free to Live 1971-12-17

Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Womens Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graemes new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

S2E11 - Gender Education 1971-12-31

In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things.

S2E12 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton 1972-01-07

The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

S2E13 - Double Trouble 1972-01-14

The Goodies bid to win the Nice Person of the Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Dr. Petal and his evil robot doubles of them and other famous people.

S4E1 - Camelot 1973-12-01

Tims Uncle King Arthur (actually Arthur King, but appearing as King, Arthur in the phone book) is away on holiday and the Goodies have to look after his home, firstly turning it into a tourist attraction, then having to defend it from the clutches of the local town planner.

S4E2 - Invasion of the Moon Creatures 1973-12-08

Graemes attempt to send rabbits to the moon seems to be a failure until Bill and Tims space voyage discovers plots of vegetables and the menacing presence of Big Bunny.

S4E3 - Hospital for Hire 1973-12-15

A bad experience with the hospital system forces the Goodies to become doctors themselves and attempt to fix up the health system with the help of Graemes magic elixir.

S4E4 - The Goodies and the Beanstalk 1973-12-24

The Goodies have hit rock-bottom and are forced to sell Buttercup for a tin of baked beans. In an act of desperation, Graeme plants one of the beans...

S4E5 - The Stone Age 1973-12-29

Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies office and his penchant for potholing soon finds them stuck inside the stomach of a tyrannosaurus rex.

S4E6 - Goodies in the Nick 1974-01-05

A timid policeman needs the Goodies help in boosting his tally of arrests, but their fiendishly cunning bank robbery sees them locked away in prison and desperate to escape.

S4E7 - The Race 1974-01-12

A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans and convert their disused railway station office into a car.

S5E1 - The Movies 1975-02-10

The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos when they each try to shoot their own film at the same time.

S5E2 - The Clown Virus 1975-02-17

A job to dispose of a harmless can of tomato soup for an American military base sees the whole British population turned into clowns and ripe for an invasion by US troops.

S5E3 - Chubby Chumps 1975-02-24

Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife of the Year Contest.

S5E4 - Wacky Wales 1975-03-03

An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.

S5E5 - Frankenfido 1975-03-10

Graemes dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tims only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to create a shaggy monster of his own.

S5E6 - Scatty Safari 1975-03-17

The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his freedom. The trio realise that they can no longer keep such a magnificent beast in captivity, and release him. But who should they get to replace him?

S5E7 - Kung Fu Kapers! 1975-03-24

Bill reveals himself to be a Grand Master of the infinitely more subtle and superior Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump.

S5E8 - Lighthouse Keeping Loonies 1975-03-31

The Goodies answer an advert for a little light housekeeping and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an overgrown lamp post.

S5E9 - Rome Antics 1975-04-07

In 55AD the early Goodies venture to Rome to provide entertainment for the fruit-fancying Emperor, but are eventually confronted by Attila the Hun and the invading Barbarians.

S5E10 - Cunning Stunts 1975-04-14

Bill is fired from the Goodies newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.

S5E11 - South Africa 1975-04-21

The Goodies are forced to emigrate to South Africa where the absence of black people forces a new form of segregation called apart-height, mainly affecting short people like jockeys and Bill.

S5E12 - Bunfight at the OK Tearooms 1975-04-28

With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.

S5E13 - The End 1975-05-05

The Goodies’ office accidentally gets covered in concrete, leaving them trapped for a century. They desperately try to survive while they grow hungry and slightly mad…

S5E14 - Goodies Rule - OK? 1975-12-21

The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of fun to be banned, requiring a civil uprising and a puppet government.

S6E1 - Lips, or Almighty Cod 1976-09-21

Cod have become so scarce that there is nothing to make fish fingers from.

S6E2 - Hype Pressure 1976-09-28

Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.

S6E3 - Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express 1976-10-05

Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go astray when the train is hijacked and taken to the Le Boring Contest.

S6E4 - Black and White Beauty 1976-10-12

Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

S6E5 - It Might as Well be String 1976-10-19

A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.

S6E6 - 2001 and a Bit 1976-10-26

The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers era - cricket.

S6E7 - The Goodies - Almost Live 1976-11-02

A concert featuring many of The Goodies best known songs, including Cactus in my Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding Bertha, Bounce, Last Chance Dance and Wild Thing.

S8E1 - Politics 1980-01-14

Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.

S8E2 - Saturday Night Grease 1980-01-21

Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.

S8E3 - A Kick in the Arts 1980-01-28

The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bills Rest of the World team.

S8E4 - U-Friend or UFO? 1980-02-04

The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.

S8E5 - Animals 1980-02-11

Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.

S8E6 - War Babies 1980-02-18

The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.

S9E1 - Snow White 2 1981-12-27

The Goodies find themselves living next door to Snow White and the seven dwarfs.

S9E2 - Robot 1982-01-09

Due to dire financial conditions, Bill is fired and replaced with a baby robot; however Tim and Graeme need help with raising it and hire a strange, bearded, Swedish nanny.

S9E3 - Football Crazy 1982-01-16

Bill the soccer hooligan is in fine form as Tim becomes Chief of Police in a bid to stamp out such boorish conduct, with football then becoming so boring that its fans flock to the ballet instead.

S9E4 - Big Foot 1982-01-23

The Goodies set off to the Canadian Rockies in search of the mythical Arthur C. Clarke, but find all sorts of other weird creatures including the legendary Bigfoot.

S9E5 - Change of Life 1982-01-30

Bills 40th birthday makes the Goodies decide to close the business due to old age.

S9E6 - Holiday 1982-02-06

A supposedly relaxing holiday in the seaside village of Dunsquabblin turns very stressful when the Goodies are trapped inside for 17 days due to heavy rain and snow.

S9E7 - Animals are People Too 1982-02-13

Graemes pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim sets up a protection society, while Graeme cruelly puts the strays to work.