Up Pompeii!

The annual ceremony of the Vestal Virgins is about to be held. The compere hasnt turned up, so Ludicrus has to do the homours, aided by Lurcio. Ludicrous is promoting a bill in the Senate to close down the local brothels. This brings him into conflict with the brothel keepers, who plot to ruin the Vestal Virgins ceremony.

Ammonia is expecting an unwelcome visit from an old flame. She tells Lurcio to get rid of him using a poisonous asp. When a man arrives at the front door, Lurcio disposes of him, as instructed. Then Ludicrus announces that hes expecting a visit from Stovus Primus...

When the Olympia Theatre Company comes to town, Ammonia sends Lurcio to the theatre with a note for one of the actors, whos one of her old flames. At the same time Ludicrus wants Lurcio to deliver a note to one of the actresses.

Lurcio is given the night off when everyone goes out. Ammonia, Ludicrus and Erotica each give him money so that hell be out of the house for the evening. Lurcio, however, has other ideas. Hes expecting a visit from new neighbour, Lusha. He uses the money to buy a love potion and looks forward to a night of pleasure. Everything goes according to plan ... until the various members of the family sneak back home, expecting the house to be empty.

Lurcio is looking after the house while the family are away. He agrees to hide two escaped slaves. Then various members of the family return home unexpectedly.

Lurcio becomes involved in attempts to prevent Pompeii from going to war with the Barbarians. One of h anti-war activities involves trying to persuade the women of Pompeii to deny conjugal rights if their husbands get involved in the war.

Ludicrus loses his seat on the Senate. He decides to sell up and move his family to Rome. Lurcio is up for sale to the highest bidder. Hes worried about the kind of master or mistress hell have next.