Roland and Rattfink

In a satire of WWI films, Roland (of Doveland) and Rattfink (of Hawkland) go to war to defend their own interests of peace and violence.

Roland is off to college for the first time at good ol P.U. When he gets to his college, the first thing he does is sign up for track. He could not have come at a better time, as the track team needs a runner to rival Rattfink in a track race. Roland and Rattfink now race to represent their beloved colleges.

The dastardly bank robber Rattfink must escape the arm of the law, in this case the Canadian law-enforcer Roland, with his bounty of stolen bucks.

Tired of always playing the villain, Rattfink demands to play the hero while Roland plays as his stand-in.

Whats a dirty rat to do if he cant make money with zero effort? For Rattfink, bug his rich elderly uncle whos about to kick the bucket and make sure he is in his will.

Roland Hood, in his kind heart nature, takes the money tax-collector Rattfink took from the poor. The two battle it out with some help from some friends.

Roland is given the job of protecting a valuable diamond in a museum overnight, but Rattfink is hiding inside when the museum closes.

Roland and Rattfink must once again race to represent their colleges, but this time in self-made cars.

In the idyllic old west, Roland the cowboy and Rattfink the cowrustler battle it out to the very end.