Burb Patrol

Randall and Alex are called in to take down an unapproved black-market lemonade stand that has popped up in the neighborhood. However, the basic task takes an unexpected turn when the lemonade stands feisty nine-year-old owner wont go down without a fight.

Randall and Alex respond to reports of vandalism occurring in the community park perpetrated by a duo of neighborhood social justice warriors who end up challenging Alex on his self-righteousness and a wokeness battle ensues much to the annoyance of Randall.

Randall and Alex confront a resident about Christmas decorations in July and a man running an overly sexual yoga class in the park. When Dankbank gets into an argument with a neighborhood Karen on the loose, Randall and Alex are forced to play mediator.

When the guys are tasked with removing a crafty homeless man from squatting in one of the neighborhood houses, Alex is appalled at the inhumane way Randall wants to proceed but Randalls previous encounters with the man show why there may be a need for concern.

Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after responding to a string of noise complaints against a popular social media influencer who refuses to follow the rules.