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Dilbert

Cubicle denizen Dilbert toils away at Path-E-Tech which makes undefined products. The focus is on his survival amongst a moronic boss, hostile co-workers and his malevolent pet, Dogbert.

10 Votes (7.3)

1999 HD 22min TV-PG United States English Ended
Animation Comedy
office comic book

Credits:

Larry Charles

director

Daniel Stern

Dilbert (voice)

Larry Miller

Pointy-Haired Boss (voice)

Chris Elliott

Dogbert (voice)

Gordon Hunt

Wally (voice)

Jackie Hoffman

Dilmom (voice)

Gary Kroeger

Various (voice)

Jim Wise

Loud Howard (voice)

Tress MacNeille

Various

S1E1 - The Name 1999-01-25

Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasnt even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbert think hes turning into a chicken.

S1E2 - The Competition 1999-02-08

Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogberts online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.

S1E3 - The Prototype 1999-02-01

Dilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the Boss as her own.

S1E4 - The Takeover 1999-03-01

Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.

S1E5 - Testing 1999-02-15

The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by an evil masked test engineer named Bob Bastard.

S1E6 - Elbonian Trip 1999-02-22

Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people (Alice adopts an Elbonian baby while Dilbert introduces the workers to human rights) while Wally becomes a prophet.

S1E7 - Tower of Babel 1999-04-05

The repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilberts office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than eliminate the virus, the company decides to start fresh by moving everyone to a new office, which Dilbert is tasked with designing.

S1E8 - Little People 1999-03-22

Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after theyve been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.

S1E9 - The Knack 1999-05-03

Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Bosss cup. His resulting mis-steps send the world back to the Dark Ages.

S1E10 - Y2K 1999-04-26

On the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Years plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframes main processor isnt Y2K-compatible and all the companys systems will crash if it isnt fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the systems original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudgework dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?

S1E11 - Charity 1999-05-10

Dilbert is forced to be a charity coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.

S1E12 - Holiday 1999-05-17

Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a National Dogbert Day.

S1E13 - Infomercial 1999-05-24

The pre-production—non-lab-tested—Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family.

S2E1 - The Gift 1999-11-02

Dilberts mothers birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.

S2E2 - The Trial 1999-11-23

Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

S2E3 - The Shroud of Wally 1999-11-16

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

S2E4 - The Dupey 1999-12-07

Dilberts attempts to design a Furby-style childrens toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

S2E5 - Art 2000-02-22

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

S2E6 - Hunger 2000-02-01

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.

S2E7 - The Security Guard 2000-01-18

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the buildings security guard trade jobs to see who can do the others job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

S2E8 - The Merger 2000-01-25

The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

S2E9 - The Off-Site Meeting 2000-02-08

Dilberts home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

S2E10 - The Assistant 2000-02-15

Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

S2E11 - Company Picnic 2000-07-11

The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.

S2E12 - The Virtual Employee 2000-05-30

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

S2E13 - The Return 2000-06-06

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.

S2E14 - Ethics 2000-06-13

After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

S2E15 - The Fact 1999-11-09

Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, Chronic Cubicle Syndrome, and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

S2E16 - Pregnancy 2000-07-18

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilberts model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.