Everyone Else Burns

David unearths an ancient religious rulebook and uses it to police his family. But hes not sure how to interpret the decree to never boil goats in their own milk...

Fionas frustrations with David lead her eyes to wander down the road to Lycra-loving neighbour Andrew, and Davids confession about his Tupperware of Sin doesnt help matters.

At an annual cross-church party, Aaron waits to be baptised. But his head is turned by one congregation carrying rainbow flags. Fiona and Rachel argue over university.

David teaches Rachel to drive - which goes about as well as youd expect.

The congregation prepare to vote for their new leader. Fiona uses Andrews election speech as an excuse to flirt, while Davids blackmailed into sharing an intimate moment with Maude and her VCR.

David is dealt a devastating blow. But how much is Fiona willing to sacrifice for her man?