The New Statesman

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

A new MP threatens Alans status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.