Bangkok Airport

Young Brits pass through Bangkok airport to embark on adventures of a lifetime. John escapes death by a whisker, while Matt is stranded without a ticket.

Romance blossoms for immigration officers Bert and Nat on Valentines Day, while Captain Jack shares the secrets of a successful marriage. Meanwhile, a man flies in for cosmetic surgery, a Liverpudlian introduces his parents to his new Thai boyfriend, and a Swiss traveller is stood up by his internet girlfriend

A party on an island takes a turn for the worse for two British women, while an unhappy tourist tries to strangle an official. The English Thai boxing team arrives at the airport, with its members hoping to beat the locals at their own game, and immigrations Captain Jack is concerned as political unrest sweeps through Thailand.