Witless

After witnessing a gangland killing, flatmates Leanne and Rhona are placed in witness protection. Leanne leaps at the chance to create an extravagant alter-ego whilst Rhona is determined to get back to her old life. After Leanne’s ‘acting’ threatens to blow their cover Rhona decides to take matters into her own hands.

After arousing the suspicions of their scary neighbour Jackie, Rhona enlists Leanne’s help to blend in on the estate. But their attempts to win Jackie over backfire, forcing the girls into a series ofincreasingly uncomfortable lies. DJ Sound as F*** makes a discovery that could lead him to the girls and Sergeant Forrest gets an unwanted houseguest.

The net is closing in on Leanne and Rhona… Will Forrest lead the gang to the girls? Will Appraisal crack under pressure from the Police? Could the discovery of the murder weapon be the girls’ ticket home? Series finale.

Leanne and Rhona wake up to find themselves hurtling full speed down the motorway...

Rhona and Leanne hatch a daredevil plan to get out of Witness Protection.

Leanne and Rhonas gung-ho attempt to frame Willy Whelan backfires leaving Rhona trapped with One-Pack closing in. Leanne is cornered by DJ Sound as F*** and Patricks secret is uncovered.

The girls turn sleuths, tracing the rival Bristol gang to a kebab shop. They put on a good cop/bad cop act to trick them into bumping off Willy Whelan. But these hardened gangsters arent all they seem.

The ambush leaves the girls trapped as the building burns around them. Has Willy triumphed in this final stand-off? Will Patrick betray his ex-love Leanne? Will DJ Sound as F*** meet a grim fate?