Tropical Cop Tales

A mad cannibal is tearing scalps from the islands skulls. And deep-frying them. And serving them as delicious crudités. He. Must. Be. Stopped.

Dame Edith Ezold hosts the Big Night In, the one night off of the year for the Tropical Cops. But is Dame Edith Ezold really the real Dame Edith Ezold? And what makes her Hibiscus Chicken Kebabs so deelushus?

Enter the lair of the monstrously evil King Skull with his exposed anus where he is on the verge of making a massive evil pronouncement. Oh, he also plays his flute.

It has officially become The Night of the Fang at Big Dannys Pet Store where a very hairy individual is imprisoned in the pet shop behind the pet shop behind the pet shop. S**t yeah!

Its Sports Day on the island so its time to watch everyone having fun competing in sports events before they then go to Nightballers to celebrate with a bottle of deelushus Scrumpy Cider.