The Shivering Truth

Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyers head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.

By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.

Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?

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Birth is mommys most romantic meat cute and mankinds hottest selfie.

Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?

Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you will want to install a restroom in your pants. Because what you see might make you need to use the restroom right into a toilet.]