Everything Sucks!

As a new year begins at Boring High School, Oregon, freshman Luke impresses his friends by inviting sophomore Kate, the principals daughter, to his house.

A pulled fire alarm lands Luke in detention and his mother in Principal Kens office. The irate drama club plots revenge on the AV kids.

Luke tries to help Kate work through her feelings. Oliver and Luke hold film auditions. Emaline takes Kate shopping. Ken invites Luke over for dinner.

Luke wallows in anger, while Ken and Kate bask in liberation. Tylers proficiency with dial-up internet leads to unusual drug experimentation.

An exasperated Luke scrambles to finish the movie. Kate has important conversations with Emaline and Luke. McQuaid gets a sudden boost of confidence.