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Square Pegs

Patty Greene and Lauren Hutchinson, two awkward teenage girls, are desperate to fit in at Weemawee High School.

10 Votes (7.3)

1982 HD 30min United States English Ended
Comedy
high school new york city teen comedy

Credits:

Anne Beatts

director

Sarah Jessica Parker

Patty Greene

Amy Linker

Merritt Butrick

Tracy Nelson

John Femia

Jami Gertz

Muffy Tepperman

Claudette Wells

Jon Caliri

S1E1 - Pilot 1982-09-27

Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

S1E2 - A Cafeteria Line 1982-10-04

The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

S1E3 - Pac Man Fever 1982-10-11

Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

S1E4 - Square Pigskins 1982-10-18

Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a womens libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

S1E5 - Halloween XII 1982-11-01

An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

S1E6 - A Simple Attachment 1982-11-08

Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

S1E7 - Weemaweegate 1982-11-15

Vinnies campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

S1E8 - Open 24 Hours 1982-11-22

Marshall becomes Johnnys manager and books his band, a band no ones ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

S1E9 - Muffy's Bat Mitzvah 1982-11-29

When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffys bat mitzvah party.

S1E10 - Hardly Working 1982-12-13

Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

S1E11 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1) 1982-12-20

Pattys in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way shed prefer - with her friends at school?

S1E12 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2) 1982-12-20

Pattys in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way shed prefer - with her friends at school?

S1E13 - It's All How You See Things 1982-12-27

Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

S1E14 - Merry Pranksters 1983-01-10

To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the jokes on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

S1E15 - It's Academical 1983-01-24

Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

S1E16 - The Stepanowicz Papers 1983-01-31

Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

S1E17 - To Serve Weemawee All My Days 1983-02-07

Mr. Donovans job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered hes living with a woman.

S1E18 - No Substitutions 1983-02-14

A substitute teachers unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

S1E19 - No Joy in Weemawee 1983-02-21

Johnnys talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers Steve Sax.

S1E20 - The Arrangement 1983-03-07

Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.