China, IL

The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.

Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the facultys best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that hes getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.

The Staff-Only Prom is thrown in a condemned building formerly used by Professor Cakes who experimented on hippies there.

After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.

Different departments on campus are selected for The Deans List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.

Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.

Frank discovers that Thomas Jeffersons mythical Diamond Castle is real.

Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.

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Frank learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.

Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.

Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parents Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.

Steve, Frank, Baby Cakes and Pony all become life coaches for each other.

Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank learns why women find him unattractive; Pony and Steve try to prove they are good people.