What Would Sal Do?

When he tries to help a neighborhood kid deal with his bully, Sal realizes that being a good person is anything but easy. Meanwhile, a spark is rekindled between Maria and her old flame, Joe, who is long since married - to Marias sister.

Father Luke sends Sal to an out of town public speaking course - Jesus was a great orator, and Sal will be too. Meanwhile with the house to herself for the first time ever, Maria masturbates - also for the first time ever.

When Vince tells Sal he has to bring his miserable Uncle Harold to his surprise party, Sal tags along in the hopes of keeping his good deed streak alive. Meanwhile, Maria is confronted by her sister over her recent interactions with Joe.

Done with being the Second Coming, and still reeling from Marias lump, Sal just wants a normal life, that is until he runs into the Homeless Guy. Its a chance encounter that changes the direction of Sals life.