The Adventures of Lano and Woodley

The bizarre misadventures of two no-hopers who share a flat

10 Votes (8.8)

1997 HD 25min TV-G Australia English Ended
Comedy

Credits:

Colin Lane

director

Frank Woodley

Self

S1E1 - The Girlfriend 1997-01-09

When Frank admits to Col that he is a virgin, Col sees this as a chance to show up Frank, so he invents himself an imaginary girlfriend called Jenny. But what starts off a trick becomes a bit more serious when Frank starts feeling left out and decides to move out.

S1E2 - One Simple Task 1997-08-09

When Col tells Frank that he cant be Franks friend, Frank worries and decides to prepare for a holiday together to strengthen their friendship. But when its time to leave, Frank has forgotten to book the caravan. He digs himself deeper and deeper by lying about the situation.

S1E3 - Tonight You Die 1997-09-22

Col and Frank take a job at a factory but have an accident with some Anti-Ant. On the next day Friday the 13th, Col finds out that Frank is very superstitious. To help end his fears Col takes Frank to the local video shop to hire a scary video. Already spooked by the movie, they receive an anonymous death threat via a phone call, then numerous events threaten Frank and Cols well-being. Quote: "I LOVE that factory..."

S1E4 - The Wall 1997-09-15

Col and Frank are working as valets, but when Col takes 20 cents from a dashboard they are both fired. Col and Frank find out that either their next-door neighbour Mitchell, or themselves will be evicted if their apartment doesnt make inspection by the landlord. With the knowledge they are up against a perfectionist, their attempts to improve their apartment result in irreversible damage and a major cover-up attempt by the pair. Quote: "I wii-ssh that haa-dnt happened!"

S1E5 - Starquest 1997-09-29

Col and Frank love the talent show Starquest and decide theyre good enough to appear as contestants. After working long and hard on a musical/dance routine, they feel they are far better than any of the other contestants and deserve to be treated as celebrities. On the big night, things dont go exactly as planned.

S1E6 - The Two Men 1997-06-10

When Frank and Col go looking for love in a local pub, they find themselves coming home with two extra people... two girls. But the next morning when the girls have left they find a police officer knocking on their door & accusing them of a robbery. Frank and Col then become fugitives looking for who really committed the robbery. Even after a final showdown in a car park, Frank remains convinced that they are the two men.

S2E1 - Primal Warrior 1999-05-15

Colin scolds Frank for "not being a man", and suggests that he, Colin, could get hit by a bus, and then what would Frank do on his own? Frank panics at this, which is what prompts Colin to set up a "find your inner warrior" retreat for Frank, in their apartment - complete with campfire!

S2E2 - The Pool 1999-05-22

Frank is afraid of the water, because he cant swim. So Colin takes him to the big outdoor swimming pool for a beginners swim class. Then Frank drowns, and has to be rescued by a pretty female lifeguard, who gives him the kiss of life. He gets the wrong idea and sets out to impress the lifeguard, not realising her husband is a former Olympic swimmer, now only known from the "Penguin Muffler" ads he appears in.

S2E3 - The Easter Story 1999-05-29

Frank goes around the flat, collecting old stuff to donate to the churchs op-shop including Colins favourite pair of socks. When Colin finds his socks missing, he assumes his neighbour, Susan has stolen them, in retribution for the offence he made to her lisp. This marks the beginning of a tit-for-tat battle which ends up in the middle of the churchs Easter "Rock Mass", with Col and Frank wearing their neighbours dresses!

S2E4 - Game Show God 1999-06-05

Col and Frank argue over which of them is the more intelligent, so they decide to settle the argument once and for all, by playing along with their favourite game show, Mindbender. Col cheats which leads Frank to nominate him to appear on the show. Meanwhile Frank tries to deal with his phobia of people with beards.

S2E5 - Mother 1999-06-12

When Cols Mother dies, a corrupt politician named Vera Watkins makes a secret deal with Births, Deaths and Marriages, to pretend that she has a long lost son, as her political career reaches a landslide, and she chooses Col as he has no family left. Col believes that Watkins is his real Mother and Col gets himself into more than he bargains for.

S2E6 - I Love You Baby (1) 1999-06-19

At the prospect of earning a thousand dollars a day, Col and Frank impersonate baby photographers, and manage to get the babies mixed up. This prompts them to attempt to reunite the mother with the right baby. In the process they learn some domestic skills, Frank starts believing he and Colin are married, Kiss each other, end up with 2 babies in their care, and the police on their tail.