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House of Payne

A multi-generational family lives together under one roof.

34 Votes (6.6)

2007 HD 30min TV-PG United States English Ended
Comedy Drama

Credits:

Tyler Perry

director

Cassi Davis

Ella Williams-Payne

LaVan Davis

Curtis Payne

Allen Payne

C.J. Payne

Lance Gross

Calvin Payne

China Anne McClain

Jazmine Payne

Demetria McKinney

Janine Shelton-Payne

Doc Shaw

Malik Payne

Keshia Knight Pulliam

Miranda Lucas-Payne

Palmer Williams Jr.

Floyd Jackson

S1E1 - Bully and the Beast 2007-06-06

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he cant handle is the bullys mother.

S1E2 - I Can Cry If I Want To 2007-06-06

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

S1E3 - More Than Meets the Eye 2007-06-13

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

S1E4 - Busted 2007-06-13

Janines drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

S1E5 - Lost and Found 2007-06-20

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

S1E6 - Down and Outted 2007-06-20

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ellas retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

S1E7 - No Money, Mo’ Problems 2007-06-27

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ellas money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ellas house as his own to impress a girl.

S1E8 - Just Say No 2007-06-27

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janines drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

S1E9 - Surprise, Surprise 2007-07-04

Janines parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janines father.

S1E10 - Father Knows Best 2007-07-04

Janines parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

S1E11 - I Keep Coming Up Short 2007-07-11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

S1E12 - The Buck Stops Here 2007-07-11

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

S1E13 - Wax On, Wax Off 2007-07-18

Maliks going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtiss fault.

S1E14 - Head of the Class 2007-07-18

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

S1E15 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1 2007-07-25

An old high school flame of C.J.s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Maliks hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

S1E16 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2 2007-07-25

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

S1E17 - Cracking Under Pressure 2007-08-01

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Paynes house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

S1E18 - Club PCP 2007-08-01

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

S1E19 - Sadly Mistaken 2007-08-08

Janines associate, Beverly, steals Ellas identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

S1E20 - And Justice for All 2007-08-08

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

S1E21 - I Got the Hook Up 2007-08-15

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman whos HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

S1E22 - Absolutely Positive 2007-08-15

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks hes dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman whos HIV-positive.

S1E23 - The Perfect Storm 2007-08-22

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

S1E24 - Teacher's Pet 2007-08-22

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

S1E25 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1 2007-08-29

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvins new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

S1E26 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2 2007-09-05

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

S1E27 - Weeping May Endure for a Night 2007-09-12

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Browns funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "Shes A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.

S1E28 - The Big Test 2007-09-19

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

S1E29 - Balancing Act 2007-09-26

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Maliks friend.

S1E31 - Dog Day Afternoon 2007-10-10

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

S1E32 - New Beginnings 2007-10-17

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.

S1E33 - Heavy Petting 2007-10-24

When an old friend of C.J.s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicoles budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

S1E34 - The Fast and the Furious 2007-10-31

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

S1E35 - Gone in 60 Seconds 2007-11-07

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Maliks new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

S1E36 - Lost Without U 2007-11-14

C.J. and Nicoles relationship is seriously tested when Nicoles jealousy gets out of hand, but thats the least of C.J.s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

S1E37 - I Rest My Case 2007-11-21

Malik and Tracies nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis motorcycle.

S2E1 - Wife Swap 2008-03-05

Curtis and Ellas relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

S2E2 - Stop Being All Funky 2008-03-05

C.J. meets Janines new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.

S2E3 - Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner 2008-03-12

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists shes changed her ways. Mirandas acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Maliks new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Mirandas return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

S2E4 - Game Over 2008-03-12

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ellas old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

S2E5 - Crazy in Love 2007-12-12

Curtis womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

S2E6 - Time to Clean House 2007-09-19

The family has had it with Calvins shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

S2E7 - Living with Liz 2007-09-19

Janines mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janines father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janines having a hard time hiding that shes pregnant.

S2E8 - Aches and Paynes 2007-09-19

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

S2E9 - It's a Boy 2007-09-19

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracies relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvins ready for a mature relationship.

S2E10 - The Big Bang Theory 2007-09-26

Blue, Janines former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Maliks school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis gun in the closet and soon believes that hes found the answer to his problem.

S2E11 - Step It Up 2007-09-26

Curtis and Ellas niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but its them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Barts obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

S2E12 - Expectations 2007-09-26

Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janines pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

S2E13 - Cheers 2007-12-05

Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.

S2E14 - Can I Get a Witness? 2008-01-30

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

S2E15 - Commencement Day 2007-12-19

Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he wont and delays telling Curtis about it.

S2E16 - A Shock to the System 2007-12-26

Maliks best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Paynes house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

S2E17 - Moral Dilemma 2008-01-02

When $50,000 is found in CJs truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJs family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

S2E18 - Sex, Lies and Videotapes 2007-12-05

CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

S2E19 - The Beat Down 2007-12-05

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

S2E20 - Respect Me 2007-12-05

Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmines prank.

S2E21 - Trial By Fire Pt. 2 2007-12-12

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

S2E22 - Trial By Fire Pt. 3 2007-12-12

The search progresses for CJ, whos trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

S3E1 - Aches and Paynes 2008-01-02

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but its like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

S3E2 - The Big Bang Theory 2008-01-09

Janines former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesnt pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ellas will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

S3E3 - Step It Up 2008-01-09

S3E4 - No Pain, No Gain 2008-01-16

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

S3E5 - Devil in a Blue Suit 2008-01-16

The search progresses for CJ, whos trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

S3E6 - Bad Influence 2008-01-23

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, hes also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ellas bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

S3E7 - Play on Playa 2008-01-23

Calvin misreads a relationship counselors signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouses poker party.

S3E8 - Its Getting Hot in Here 2008-01-30

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvins friends volunteer at the firehouse.

S3E9 - Don't Get It Twisted 2008-01-30

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

S3E10 - Wife Swap 2008-03-05

S3E11 - Stop Being All Funky 2008-03-05

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janines date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janines date

S3E12 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? 2008-03-12

S3E13 - Game Over 2008-03-12

S3E14 - Can I get a Witness? 2008-03-19

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

S3E15 - Commencement Day 2008-03-19

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janines pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

S3E16 - A Shock to the System 2008-03-26

Maliks best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

S3E17 - Compromising Position 2008-03-26

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesnt want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

S3E18 - Moral Dilemma 2008-04-02

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

S3E19 - Sex, Lies and Videotapes 2008-04-02

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

S3E20 - Time to Clean House 2008-04-09

The family has had it with Calvins ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

S4E1 - Driving Me Crazy 2008-06-04

Calvin babysits Mirandas nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Clarethas car is stolen.

S4E2 - Reunited and￢ﾀﾦ..It Don't Feel so Good 2008-06-04

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

S4E3 - What the-? 2008-06-04

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

S4E4 - Season 4, Episode 4

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S4E5 - How Do You Spell….It's All About Me? 2008-06-11

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

S4E6 - And....Cut! 2008-06-11

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

S4E7 - Old School vs. New School 2008-06-18

Its Maliks birthday and hes being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Mirandas help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

S4E8 - Fire and Disire 2008-06-18

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

S4E9 - Unsung Heros 2008-06-25

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

S4E10 - Pissed, Poor and Paranoid 2008-06-25

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

S4E11 - True Lies 2008-07-02

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvins pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

S4E12 - That Sounds Sweet 2008-07-02

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

S4E13 - Meet the Lucases 2008-07-09

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Mirandas parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

S4E14 - Out on a Limb 2008-07-09

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmines friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

S4E15 - Can't Buy Me Love 2008-07-16

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

S4E16 - To Have and to Hold 2008-07-16

Calvins unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

S4E17 - Unexpected Results 2008-07-23

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

S4E18 - Let's Get Ready to Rumble 2008-07-23

The Paynes prep for Jazmines big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

S4E19 - Father's Day 2008-07-30

Curtis dad arrives to meet Calvins fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

S4E20 - Season 4, Episode 20

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S4E21 - All is Not Lost! 2008-07-30

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

S4E22 - Party Over Here! 2008-08-06

Calvins family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvins promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couples fast-approaching nuptials

S4E23 - The Last Supper 2008-08-06

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

S4E24 - We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1) 2008-08-06

Its Calvin and Mirandas big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Mirandas father helps to deliver triplets.

S4E25 - We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2) 2008-08-06

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Mirandas big wedding day.

S5E1 - Labor Paynes (1) 2008-12-03

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

S5E2 - Labor Paynes (2) 2008-12-03

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

S5E3 - Your Wife's a Payne 2008-12-10

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Mirandas shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

S5E4 - Casa De Payne 2008-12-10

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

S5E5 - It's A Payne Growing Up 2008-12-17

Maliks friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsels Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

S5E6 - Payne And Prejudice 2008-12-17

The Paynes are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Danas falsehoods come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

S5E7 - Payneful News 2009-02-11

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isnt "firing on all cylinders."

S5E8 - Payneful Loss 2009-02-11

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

S5E9 - Payneful Employment 2009-02-18

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

S5E10 - Slightly Payneful Truth 2009-02-18

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

S5E11 - Joy and Payne 2009-02-25

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

S5E12 - A Sisters Payne 2009-02-25

Kikis brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the no date rule by having a date in Maliks back yard.

S5E13 - A Grand Payne 2009-03-04

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janines parents visit to see the new twins.

S5E14 - Games People Play 2009-03-04

The Paynes love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

S5E15 - Help Wanted 2009-04-08

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

S5E16 - Old Lady Paynes 2009-04-08

When Ellas demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimers disease. Meanwhile, theres a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyds supposedly dead first wife emerges.

S5E17 - I Don't Know This Payne 2009-04-15

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new man world.

S5E18 - Paul Mall 2009-04-15

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Mirandas help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

S5E19 - With Friends Like These 2009-04-22

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

S5E20 - The Talent Show 2009-04-22

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemens jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

S5E21 - Bringing Down the House 2009-04-29

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

S5E22 - Moving Day 2009-04-29

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janines parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Mirandas condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

S5E23 - Moving Out 2009-05-27

S5E24 - Back Where We Belong 2009-05-27

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivias act of love.

S5E25 - Surprise! (Part 1 of 2) 2009-06-03

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parents house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

S5E26 - Surprise! (Part 2 of 2) 2009-06-03

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

S6E1 - Where's the Payne? 2009-11-04

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

S6E3 - Wigging Out 2009-11-11

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

S6E4 - Payne Speaking 2009-11-11

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that hes taking Curtiss job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

S6E5 - Parental Payne 2009-11-18

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik wont allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

S6E6 - Payne, Payne Go Away 2009-11-18

Its a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then theres Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

S6E7 - Marriage Paynes 2009-11-25

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

S6E8 - Ms. Curtis 2009-12-02

Its an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ellas estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

S6E9 - Oh Christmas Payne 2009-12-09

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

S6E10 - Til Payne Do Us Part 2009-12-23

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

S6E11 - Payneful Reunion 2010-03-03

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

S6E12 - From the Mouths of Babes 2010-03-03

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

S6E13 - Blackout X 3 2010-03-10

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

S6E14 - Lady Sings to Blue 2010-03-10

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

S6E15 - Something Brewing 2010-03-17

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

S6E16 - Seal of Approval 2010-03-17

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when hes hired by the fire department---but its not in the capacity he expected.

S6E17 - Payneful Pie 2010-03-25

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Mirandas critical mother.

S6E18 - How Do You Like Your Roast? 2010-03-25

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

S6E19 - Curtis Sings the Blues 2010-03-31

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

S6E20 - Firestorm 2010-03-31

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJs authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

S6E21 - Heartbeat 2010-04-07

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Mirandas world. Elsewhere, Curtis sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

S6E22 - Through the Fire 2010-04-07

Janines mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJs immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

S6E23 - The Bible: King Payne's Version 2010-04-14

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmines Bible school.

S6E24 - Matured Investment 2010-04-14

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

S6E25 - Who's Your Daddy, Now? 2010-04-21

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

S6E26 - Feet of Clay 2010-04-21

Curtis old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

S6E27 - Date Night X 3 2010-04-28

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

S6E28 - Watch the Son Shine 2010-04-28

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

S6E29 - The Drinking Game 2010-05-05

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

S6E30 - Who's on Top? 2010-05-05

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyds ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

S6E31 - Help! Help! Help! 2010-05-12

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

S6E32 - Stinging Payne 2010-05-12

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Mirandas financial condition worsens.

S6E33 - Worth Fighting For 2010-05-19

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

S6E34 - Who's Your Nanny 2010-05-19

The mother of Calvins child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janines new work schedule.

S6E35 - The Chef 2010-05-26

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that hes a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvins second job keeps him away from Miranda.

S6E36 - My Fair Curtis 2010-05-26

Floyd hopes to win Clarethas heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJs boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

S6E37 - Rest for the Weary 2010-06-02

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janines home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

S6E38 - Thug Life 2010-06-02

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

S6E39 - Rehabilitation 2010-06-09

CJ protests when Maliks crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

S6E40 - A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed 2010-06-09

Tracies unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janines babysitter.

S6E41 - House Guest 2011-01-05

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janines and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

S6E42 - Payne Showers 2011-01-05

Ella and Mirandas mother complicates Mirandas baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

S6E43 - Playing With Fire 2011-01-12

Janines friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

S6E44 - When the Payne's Away 2011-01-12

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesnt go as planned.

S6E45 - Beginnings 2011-01-19

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

S6E46 - Payne-ful Resolution 2011-01-19

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janines friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

S7E1 - Payneful Resolution Resolution 2011-03-30

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

S7E2 - Growing Paynes 2011-03-30

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

S7E3 - Payne Protection 2011-04-06

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

S7E4 - Payneful Visit 2011-04-06

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Mirandas cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvins friend.

S7E5 - Where There's a Will, There's a Way 2011-04-13

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides its time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Mirandas mom pays a visit.

S7E6 - Epic Fail 2011-04-13

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize its the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didnt forget.

S7E7 - Praying for Attention 2011-04-20

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

S7E8 - Shout Out 2011-04-20

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

S7E9 - Love Thy Neighbor 2011-04-27

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

S7E10 - Dream Girls 2011-04-27

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

S7E11 - A Payneful Night Out 2011-05-04

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

S7E12 - Payneful Assistance 2011-05-04

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ellas club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and cant talk.

S7E13 - House of Awkward 2011-05-11

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Rolands boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

S7E14 - Brain Payne 2011-05-11

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

S7E15 - Foster Paynes 2011-05-18

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

S7E16 - Talented Paynes 2011-05-18

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

S7E17 - Going, Going, Gone 2011-05-25

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

S7E18 - Mother's Day Out 2011-06-01

Deshawns mother shows up at the Paynes; C.J. upgrades Janines wedding ring.

S7E19 - So Hard to Say Goodbye 2011-06-08

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

S7E20 - Payneful Rescue 2011-06-15

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

S7E21 - A Mother's Payne 2011-10-21

Ellas mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mothers disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

S7E22 - Up from the Ashes 2011-10-21

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

S8E1 - A Wise Man's Opinion 2020-09-02

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisas pregnancy.

S8E2 - Delicious 2020-09-02

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

S8E3 - By Your Side 2020-09-09

C.J. and Janine decide to stand by Malik’s side after finding out his girlfriend Lisa is pregnant that leaves Curtis and Ella shocked to see them so moderate.

S8E4 - The Old People Game 2020-09-09

Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby.

S8E5 - Women Of Today 2020-09-16

Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready.

S8E6 - Parenting 101 2020-09-16

Lisa and Malik disagree about relationship roles.

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S10E7 - Payne-Ting 2022-05-04

Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ellas old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.

S10E8 - A Payne-Ful Interview 2022-05-11

Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlantas hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisas responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.

S10E12 - Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married 2022-10-19

Curtiss scheming and reluctance to spend money on his and Ellas vow renewal ceremony has Ella reconsidering her recommitment.

S10E13 - Unwelcomed Neighbors 2022-10-26

Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvins financial generosity towards Miranda.

S10E14 - Cracked Nest Egg 2022-11-02

Calvin injures his foot at the churchs run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.

S10E15 - The Paranoid and the Private 2022-11-09

Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda’s idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.

S10E16 - Of Mice and Men 2022-11-16

When a mouse turns up in the house and disturbs Ellas peace, Curtis explores extermination methods and turns the house into a war zone, plus Malik lands a new job at a medical

S10E17 - Insecurity System 2022-11-23

Miranda helps Ella feng shui her living room, Malik lets Laura test-drive a drone from the fire department, and Calvin helps C.J. install a security system with audio-visual capabilities.

S10E18 - Hashtag Help 2022-11-30

Ella enlists Lisa to create a viral campaign for the churchs help center, and Calvin gives Curtis some pointers for launching his Sauce Boss brand.

S10E21 - So Nice to Meat You 2022-12-21

Curtis becomes suspicious when Glo presents him with an overly generous apology gift, while Calvins friend Peanut thinks he may have found his sugar mama.

S10E22 - Payneful Patriarch 2022-12-28

Maliks promising new business opportunity leads to a complex political argument with C.J., and Curtiss dispute with bossy neighbor Glo over an HOA violation has shocking consequences.

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