Stas Tkachenko

I was born in Midgard in 70 on the edge of town Thors hammer hit me in the head early At 4 actively prayed to Odin in kindergarten The Valkyries first showed me pussy Then school a stinking axe fights a fir tree Thats how I got stronger Stealing trophies in Midhall Started smoking at 8 threw my first stick at 11 Abandoned my parents started hanging out with my friends at the junkyard I got kirzacs and a drakkar Ivar died I started going to the ristals I bought some warrior gloves I stole at school Found them Olof and Anton were fucked Carpet bloodstains they put Odin on the register I hacked into a drakkar at night the boys honored me time is running out From a raid on England he got a kidney kick drunken Thor fucked him up Moved to Valkyrie in Valhalla Started gutting giants with my friends on Rizhskaya Killed Freya thats how it happened Ended up in the federal took the first drakkar Hanged on berserk potion a bottle of spruce cured me thanks to the bartender Trial a year later the sentence was a spot North Nords Vikings fierce faces He went to the promotion jumped out of Holmgang with a sucker Gone to the forest to eat his meat freight train hitchhikers Midgard Im sitting with the brothers New badge new dracar new oars Solving issues mountains of coconut I got married Im in a mansion in Reykjavik Son born mother dead sunbathing for six months in Constantinople Rum coconut Im sick of fucking English girls Knotts to Normandy reception in Le Havre shut down specifically Didnt have time to feed the Normans they started stabbing where are the trophies Remembered the move to Valhalla got the old axe They realized he was a dangerous passenger and took him to the country house Locked in the basement like a tomb They demanded trophies they fucking killed all the warriors I refused and one day Ragnar and another motherfucker come in They pull out their axes take off their underpants Have you changed your mind I hear No I said men I remembered the evening by the river the shish kebab how Mimir was fangirled Brothers with beer fuck we knew how to have a nice vacation A pair of axes looked in my direction Like a mothers eyes when she was being honored Fuck my dick what a great time it was in Valhalla Sunsets shorts palm trees I see it raised above my head I remembered my son my warriors gloves Odin the Guardian First axe hit my hand it hurt like a bitch The second one hit me in the cheek slashing asshole Spit out three teeth on the concrete Then in the leg and stomach the trophies were taken Theyre talking about raids theyve forgotten about me Blood filled my mouth thats it were in Hel