I'd Love to Take Orders from You

Quitting time for a scarecrow. He gets home, and his little boy scares him. To the title song, he teaches his son the basics of scare-crowing. Bedtime for junior; he prays to be a big scarecrow, just like his daddy. The next morning he sneaks out before anyone else is up and practices scaring a rooster, a squirrel, and a rabbit. He takes up his fathers place, but the crows are not impressed; in fact, the crow goes on the attack. Junior finally thinks hes found a pose that works, but in fact Dads come up behind him. Of course, in the telling, hes much more heroic...