Carry On Collection

Carry On Sergeant

6.3

1958

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Sergeant Grimshaw wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But what a motley bunch they turn out to be.

Carry On Nurse

6.3

1959

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An idiosyncratic group of patients wreak havoc in the mens surgical ward of Haven Hospital. They decide to take their revenge on the frosty Matron, and there is even a spot of DIY surgery!

Carry On Teacher

6.3

1959

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Pupils run amok at Maudlin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster. He has applied for a new job, but the students like him and dont want to lose him.

Carry On Constable

6.3

1960

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With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck the operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else theyll be out of a job and Sergeant Wilkins will be transferred. Sub-plots include romances between Wilkins and Moon, Constable and Passworthy.

Carry On Regardless

6.1

1961

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The Helping Hands agency employs some very strange people to perform some very strange jobs. Even the simplest of tasks get bungled by the incompetent but lovable staff.

Carry On Cruising

6.1

1962

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Captain Crowthers lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isnt much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

Carry On Cabby

6.4

1963

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A taxi company is threatened when an all-female firm sets itself up in business and starts to steal their customers.

Carry On Jack

5.9

1964

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This is the tale of Albert Poop-Decker, a newly commissioned Midshipman (although he took 8 1/2 years to qualify). He joins the frigate Venus, and adventures through Spanish waters, mutinee and Pirates taking his Captain, his sweet-heart and his best-friend with him! With mistaken identities and shipwrecks awash, its a surprise any of them live to tell the tale!

Carry On Spying

6.3

1964

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A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans), and so Agent Simpkins and his three trainees are hot on the trail, chasing the villains across the world. There are gadgets galore, and disguises are compulsory if the heroes are to win the day from The Fat Man, Dr Milchman and Dr Crow!

Carry On Cleo

6.8

1964

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Two Britons, Hengist and Horsa, are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. One of their first encounters in Rome leaves Hengist being mistaken for a fighter, and gets drafted into the Royal Guard to protect Caesar.

Carry On Cowboy

6.2

1965

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Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a sanitary engineer (plumber) by the name of Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal! Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable. Marshal has two aids - revenge-seeking Annie Oakley and his sanitary expertise...

Carry On Screaming

6.9

1966

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The sinister Dr Watt has an evil scheme going. Hes kidnapping beautiful young women and turning them into mannequins to sell to local stores.

Carry On Don't Lose Your Head

6.5

1967

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Carry On Follow That Camel

6.2

1967

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A bogus legionnaire proves his mettle during an Arab attack.

Carry On Doctor

6.5

1967

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Dr Kilmore is sacked after being discovered in a compromising position on the roof of the nurses home. The patients are determined not to lose him, and so take on the might of the cutting Dr Tinkle and the overpowering Matron.

Carry On... Up the Khyber

6.9

1968

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Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khyber Pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas.

Carry On Camping

6.6

1969

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Farcical misadventures by guests in an English holiday centre.

Carry On Again Doctor

6.2

1969

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Dr Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, and he flies back to England to fame and fortune. But others want to cash in on his good fortunes, and some just want him brought down a peg or two.

Carry On Up the Jungle

5.9

1970

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Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long-lost baby. Bill Boosey is the fearless hunter and guide. Prof. Tinkle is searching for the rare Oozalum bird. Everything is going swimmingly until a gorilla enters the camp.

Carry On Loving

5.8

1970

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The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snogging on-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called The Wit to Woo. The strange collection of hopefuls leads to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble.

Carry On Henry

6.2

1971

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After having just wed Marie of Normandy, Henry VIIIs eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately, shes always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her - in his usual manner, Henry must find some way of doing it without provoking war with Maries cousin, the King of France.

Carry On at Your Convenience

6.4

1971

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This is the tale of industrial strife at WC Boggs Lavatory factory. Vic Spanner is the union representative who calls a strike at the drop of a hat; eventually everyone has to get fed up with him. This is also the ideal opportunity for lots of lavatorial jokes...

Carry On Matron

6.2

1972

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A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesnt go according to plan.

Carry On Abroad

6.4

1972

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A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasnt been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff. They all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotels foundations...

Carry On Girls

5.5

1973

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Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local womens liberation movement, has other ideas. Its open warfare as the womens lib attempt to sabotage the contest.

Carry On Dick

5.9

1974

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Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades, and enlist the help of the Reverend Flasher. Little do they know that the priest leads a double life. Then Madame Desiree and her Birds of Paradise arrive in the village...

Carry On Behind

5.4

1975

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Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, its right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors constant innuendos, the film ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.

Carry On England

4.1

1976

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Captain S Melly has been sent to a mixed anti-aircraft battery. His mission? To instil a sense of order in the troops, who are more concerned with capturing the opposite sex than the enemy.

That's Carry On!

5.5

1977

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Kenneth and Barbara introduce clips from all the Carry On movie. The two regulars converse at the Rank Film building to host the film with their own running gags involving Barbaras assets and Kenneths desperate need of a toilet.

Carry On Emmannuelle

3.1

1978

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The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husbands ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and a scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?

Carry On Columbus

3.1

1992

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History is only slightly rewritten: instead of experienced sailors, there are only convicts whose last and only meeting with H2O was their prison diet of bread and water. And Columbus doesnt have his own map.